Some Word Fun

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

6. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

8. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

9. A man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

10. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.