Breakfast Order

From my father-in-law:

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the waitress. Then she spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the truck driver.

"What are the beans for honey?" he asked. She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!"